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November 2010
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chris/CO149 [userpic]
spam du jour?

ATTENTION,

Yes....?

After intense poundering, I decided to write to you.

Poundering? Sounds painful.

I am looking for a reliable and caring person who could adopt me.

Well that's different. Usually people want to send me several million dollars. Do you have several million dollars you aren't telling me about?

I lost my parents 10 years back and since then i've been in the Orphanage home. My parents were involved in a plane crash after departing from a church conference in Nigeria..

Sounds like they were more than merely "involved".

You might want to know how i got your email address I got your address from a directory that portrayed your dignity in good light. that is why i have contacted you.

Can you tell me more about this directory? Someone is definitely misguided if they think I'm "dignified". But maybe I'm not in very good company.

I am contacting you today requesting for adoption. I am a Young High school graduate and i have served as a slave for 4 years and now i realised being a slave is as hot as hell due to my terrible experience in that field of slave.

So, wait. You're simultaneously a slave, a high school graduate and live in an
orphanage? I think you can only pick two of those (but you may pick any two, I suppose...).

On acceptance of this request, Please do not hesitate to get back in touch with me via email to xxDELETEDxx @ gmail.com . I look forward to hearing from you soonest.

Slaves on the internet? Is this some sort of bondage thing?

Yours Truly,
Yinka

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I lost my parents 10 years back and since then i've been in the Orphanage home. My parents were involved in a plane crash after departing from a church conference in Nigeria.

that was an episode of lost.