October 12th, 2001

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bus report

coach 989

lady's incontinence device failed causing a small unsanitary condition. This on the last trip in, fortunately.
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911

A neighbor walking by noted a man down and possibly inebriated near my house. Since said neighbor knew me, she banged on my hatch and asked me to call 911. Fire Dept came. Then they went away. Maybe they just jumpstarted him and sent him on his way...?

In other news, next door neighbor warned me that she's throwing a singles' party. She's worried that the second-level invitations are out of hand. Note: If you're invited to a party of mine, you do not get to bring 20 friends. Thank you for your attention. I told her to give me the high sign and I'd call the cops for her....