March 21st, 2005

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Alertness Test

You are a U.S. Customs inspector in the Seattle office. A small parcel arrives via Canada Post from Kelowna, BC. The customs declaration reads "US MADE SLIDE RULE CASES / 300 grams / CDN$ 130.00 value". You:

Shake your head and pass it along
5(55.6%)
Open the box, so as to grab a little 'bud' for yourself
1(11.1%)
Have the thing dragged back out to the tarmac and blown in place.
1(11.1%)
Other. (Please elucidate in a comment. Attach additional sheets if necessary.)
2(22.2%)