January 1st, 2007



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I broke sammyt's X-Box (-12 points). In November poon and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I put money in glembe's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Monday lisa and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-77 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


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Lisa, did we have fun?



-Quit job. If possible have another one ready, but whatever. Use the time to...

--Take up Bikram yoga. Go every day for 60 days in a row. See what happens to me.

--Write 100,000 words. A good time for this would be the same 60 days doing Bikram. See what happens to me.

Current scheduling has these things happening in the beginning of May, but could happen sooner. It depends on me paying off a credit card and saving some cash.

I tell ya, kids, yours truly is pretty messed up in mind and body. Some of you have noticed despite my heroic efforts to keep it to myself. iIf you've been adversely affected by any bullshit coming off of me, do let me know. Maybe i can fix it. Maybe all i can do is just do better. Or at least buy you a drink.

Many happy returns!