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chris/CO149 [userpic]
Bus report

Coach 907

ATL: No work

What did you do to help out the bus driver this morning (check all that apply)

I was at the bus stop on time.
I had my fare ready to go.
I bathed in the last week or so.
I raided my kid's piggybank, and loaded 167 pennies into this sandwich baggie that I found in the trash. Then I dumped those 167 pennies into the farebox All At Once, jamming the mechanism and leaving a heaping pile on top.
I don't ride the bus.

Not that I minded the extra two minutes that I ran late. Although that one guy who's counting on me getting to 23/E Union in time for him to catch the #48 might have. At least I was able to entertain the other passengers with this exploit after Pennyman left.


Actually, it was more than 167. The farebox reported 17 cents over the $1.50 fare, but that didn't count the pennies that hit the floor and rolled out of sight. About 3 or 4 of those, I'm not sure, as some kid picked them all up and put them in his pocket.

Just for you, this morning I walked to work, but I did smile at all the busdrivers I saw sitting at stop lights.

And they didn't call the cops?