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chris/CO149 [userpic]
Rants and Soliloquies

I've been thinking about good rants lately, good soliloquies. I've grabbed a few here, so we can have a vote. Why not? Why not vote on a nice soliloquy. Here's a few below. Make an identification with one of them, any old identification at all, I don't care, and click the button. You don't like it? Make up your own damned rant. There's a box for it.

Fill in the blank, but don't shoot a blank

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"This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. It's a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop - I miss my first mop...but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you, 'cause life is like a mop...and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff. You-you-you've gotta clean it out. You-you-you've gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. An-and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad, you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You've gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know and you gotta, you gotta really scrub. You gotta, you gotta get it off! You gotta really try to get it off! And if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta, you better stand right up, you-you gotta run to a window and say, 'Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'"

-Stanley Spadowski, UHF

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Oh man...I can't even remember if I saw this movie or not. Post traumatic stress something-or-other. I blame my high school.

Repo Man! I love that movie