WASHINGTON (SpiffNews) -- President George W. Bush announced today that he has asked Secretary of State (Designate) Condoleezza Rice for her hand in marriage. Dr. Rice was "delighted to accept" and nuptials are being planned by State Department protocol experts.
The president's first wife, Mrs. Laura Bush, is said to be excited by the news as well. "It's a big ranch, and I could sure use a hand around the place. Condi's proven skills in roping and branding are a true Godsend!"
More details as they become available.